So there this guy mr.king, and he walks into a London Bank. He asks for a loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for like 2 weeks and needs to borrow ₤ 5000. So the bank officer comes over and says : well, the bank kind if needs some sort of security for the loan…

So mr. King hands over the keys to a new rolls-royce, which costs about ₤ 250,000.

Mr. King says, “Hey guys, the car’s parked on the street in front of the bank. And I have all the neccessary papers right here “

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. So, after that, Mr.king leaves and the loan officer, the bank’s president and all of the colleagues start laughing their heads off at a man who used a ₤ 250k Rolls-royce. As collateral against a ₤ 5000 loan. One of the guys drives the Rolls into the Bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

2 week later

Mr king comes back and repays the ₤ 5000 and the interest, which comes to ₤ 15.41.

The loan officer goes up to him and says.

Sir ,I must tell we’re a little bit puzled mate. While you were away. We checked you out and discovered you’re a multimillionare!

Why should you bother borrowing ₤ 5000?

Mr king looks at them and says “Where else in London can I park my car for 2 weeks for only ₤ 15.41?”