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  • A bullet with your name on it.

    A bullet with your name on it.

    Baldrick, what are you doing out there?I’m carving something on this bullet, sir. What are you carving? I’m carving “Baldrick”, sir. Why?It’s a cunning plan, actually. Of course, it is. You see, you know they say that somewhere there’s a bullet with your name on it? Yes? Well, I thought if ‘i owned the bullet… Read more

  • Why enforcing essay can help with your vocabulary?

    Why enforcing essay can help with your vocabulary?

    Normal kids : Mom I’m hungry. Shakespeare : Let it be know to the birth giver that mine stomach consists of emptiness. high schoolers trying to hit their word count : And unto mine forbearer, I now address, it is my great imperative to inform you that my stomach is like that great void of… Read more

  • The mitosis poem

    The mitosis poem

    I was a cell stuck in Interphase doing alright Then I divided myself Overnight. Now i’ve got two sets of Chromosomes that make Up life. So much to grow And see! Hopped into prophase With chromatin ti Squeeze. Then got mitotic spindles Prepped with ease. Lined up at the equator Metaphasing ready to be. I’m… Read more

  • Bad at School

    I remember my first day of kindergarten I was thinking. You know, I remember my mom. She didn’t tell me anything. No, I got no… She just said, “Get in there. They’re going to feed you a little bit later”That’s all she told me. I didn’t know what was going on. They started teaching the… Read more

  • The story of Mr.king

    So there this guy mr.king, and he walks into a London Bank. He asks for a loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for like 2 weeks and needs to borrow ₤ 5000. So the bank officer comes over and says : well, the bank kind if needs some sort of security for… Read more

  • Rap court

    All rise for the honourable judge E.p. Davis ladies and gentlemen court, Is now in session. “everyone but the plaintiff and defendant please be seated, good afternoon gentlemen. I see both parties are representing themselves, we have Mr Thomas who’s filed a liability lawsuit against Mr Brockton is that correct?” “Yes your honour” “And you… Read more